"The average person expels flatulence 15 times each…" — Jessica Simpson
"The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!"
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138 Quotes by Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson has 138 quotes on this site.
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Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being…
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and…
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Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
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Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a…
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care…
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I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini…
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one…
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants…
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The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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The average Nigerian person has come to reconcile himself with the fact that his or her social progress remain essentially…
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I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill…
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
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I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in…
— Ben Barnes
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I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be…
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all…
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It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done…
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If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or…
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Just to keep up with population growth, on average our economy needs to be adding about 125,000 jobs per month.
— Bob Beauprez
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