"To be my man, you have to put……" — Jessica Simpson
"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs."
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138 Quotes by Jessica Simpson
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Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being…
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and…
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Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
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Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care…
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I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini…
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one…
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants…
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The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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