Flatulence Quotes
12 quotes by 12 authors
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Loving difficult people will refine us. Perhaps only in heaven will our love be so perfected that we can actually like these people, too. St.…
— Scott Hahn
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
— Jessica Simpson
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Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to…
— Zach Braff
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Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff
— Harold Nicolson
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We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?
— Dana Rohrabacher
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During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
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I wonder, whether, if I had had any education I should have been more, or less, of a fool than I am. It would have…
— Alice James
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Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
— Christopher Moore
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I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.
— Mary Roach
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Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God
— Voltaire
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Cutting the hair in your body even in outside or inside, Yes! Mostly in inside. Youre trying to get my nose so I can smell…
— Meicee29
Who Wrote These Flatulence Quotes
12 authors contributed a total of 12 Flatulence Quotes as follows: