Flatulence Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

Loving difficult people will refine us. Perhaps only in heaven will our love be so perfected that we can actually like these people, too. St.… — Scott Hahn
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! — Jessica Simpson
Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to… — Zach Braff
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff — Harold Nicolson
We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows? — Dana Rohrabacher
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson
I wonder, whether, if I had had any education I should have been more, or less, of a fool than I am. It would have… — Alice James
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet. — Christopher Moore
I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner. — Mary Roach
Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God — Voltaire
Cutting the hair in your body even in outside or inside, Yes! Mostly in inside. Youre trying to get my nose so I can smell… — Meicee29

Who Wrote These Flatulence Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 12 Flatulence Quotes as follows: