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I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.
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It is so comic to hear oneself called old, even at ninety I suppose!
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The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come…
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If I can get on to my sofa and occupy myself for four hours, at intervals through the day, scribbling my notes,…
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What sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which every one else is reading.
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I wonder, whether, if I had had any education I should have been more, or less, of a fool than I am.…
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Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls away like dry husks from the mind, whilst moral discords and nervous horrors…
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One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
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I wonder, whether, if I had had any education I should have been more, or less, of a fool than I am.…
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Loving difficult people will refine us. Perhaps only in heaven will our love be so perfected that we can actually like these…
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
— Jessica Simpson
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Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really,…
— Zach Braff
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Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff
— Harold Nicolson
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We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?
— Dana Rohrabacher
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During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
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Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
— Christopher Moore
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