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Pregnancy Quotes by Jessica Simpson
- It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
- I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
- There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
- I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
- I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx…
- The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
- We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
- This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and…
- I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks…
- I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just…
- Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
- It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
- It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
- Labor is really going to hurt.
- We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
- Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
- If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
- I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need…
- I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've…
- I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
- People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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