"I feel like I have a bowling ball……" — Jessica Simpson
"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!"
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138 Quotes by Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson has 138 quotes on this site.
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Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being…
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and…
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Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
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Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a…
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care…
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I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini…
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one…
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants…
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The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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More Amniotic Quotes
This quote is filed under Amniotic Quotes,
one of 6 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
— Jessica Simpson
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The ocean, whose tides respond, like women's menses, to the pull of the moon, the ocean which corresponds to the…
— Adrienne Rich
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I too love everything that flows: rivers, sewers, lava, semen, blood, bile, words, sentences. I love the amniotic fluid when…
— Henry Miller
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Probably there is nothing in human nature more resonant with charges than the flow of energy between two biologically alike…
— Adrienne Rich
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Love is all around us all the time. Love is the ethers that we swim in. Love is the amniotic…
— Marianne Williamson
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