Hydrant Quotes

21 quotes by 20 authors

How often had that hydrant even been opened? Did you jet water through a car window, what, twice at best? Summer burned just a few… — Jonathan Lethem
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. — John Peers
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant! — Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks… — Jessica Simpson
The military was all about hierarchies, who urinated highest on the hydrant — Justin Cronin
In the streets of New York between seven and nine in the morning you will see the slow procession of dog and downer proceeding from… — John Steinbeck
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton
A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it. — Frank Miller
Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a… — Louis J. Freeh
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. — Robert Frost
It was a very intense and stressful situation. There was playing in the Johnny-pump (an opened fire hydrant) and the ice-cream man coming around and… — Jay-Z
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. — Mitchell Kapor
Once I was walking from The Mercer in New York - because otherwise I don't walk anywhere - and this woman paparazzo who was following… — Kate Moss
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it. — Jules Renard
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. — Steven Wright
Reading, for me, is like this: consumptive, pleasing, calming, as much as edifying. It's how I feel after a good dinner. That's why I do… — Tara Bray Smith
The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant. — Jeff Rich
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. . . — Rick Sutter
In a dog's brain a constant buzz of low level static, one sniff at the hydrant and the answer is automatic. — Rush
Open hydrant rolled down windows this car might make a good old boat and float down grand street in daylight. — Matt And Kim

Who Wrote These Hydrant Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 21 Hydrant Quotes as follows: