"I used to work in a fire hydrant……" — Steven Wright

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• I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss… — Fred Armisen
• There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere. — Isaac Asimov
• It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. — Francis of Assisi
• Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform… — Rowan Atkinson
• Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes… — Russell Baker
• I'm the kind of person who does not want to be anywhere that I'm not wanted. — Alec Baldwin
• My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go… — John Barrymore
• If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere. — Henry Ward Beecher
• In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle,… — Lewis Black
• Anywhere, anytime ordinary people are given the chance to choose, the choice is the same: freedom, not tyranny; democracy, not… — Tony Blair
• One day I realized that I wasn't getting anywhere by blaming other people for my circumstances. I finally understood: Even… — Mary J. Blige

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