Bowling Ball Quotes
- A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. — Homer
- I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. — Jessica Simpson
- I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks… — Jessica Simpson
- It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done. — Jessica Simpson
- Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball. — Andrew Vachss
- There is a theorem that colloquially translates, You cannot comb the hair on a bowling ball. ... Clearly, none of these mathematicians had Afros, because… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
- This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but… — Phyllis Diller
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the… — She's_gone
- It's Young Money baby, take your clothes off. Give me them three holes: bowling ball. — Lil Wayne
- Some girls are like a bowling ball they always have a finger in them, Respect yourself. — Joel Taylor
- That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball. — Foghorn Leghorn
- One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. — Don Carter
- There are millions of people out there with ugly hearts. They think using and hurting others is play. Other people are only here for their… — Curly Girl