"I feel like I have a bowling ball…" — Jessica Simpson
"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha."
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138 Quotes by Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson has 138 quotes on this site.
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Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being…
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and…
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Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
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Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a…
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care…
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I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini…
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one…
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants…
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The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
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I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
— Rodney Atkins
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for…
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It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!
— Ernie Banks
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
— Dave Barry
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A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing…
— Clara Barton
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Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball…
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
— Yogi Berra
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Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take…
— Larry Bird
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It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer.
— Larry Bird
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I loved playing football. In this particular match the ball happened to hit my right eye, the only one which…
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