My Hoo Quotes
- I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. — Jessica Simpson
- God didn't give me the ability to play the piano, or paint a picture or have compassion. But... he did give me the ability to… — Karen Walker
- The lasting legacy of the Cooter Smash is that I'm the first to know when it's going to rain. That's right. I both sing and… — Kristin Chenoweth