Best Jessica Simpson Quotes
- I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks… Amniotic
- I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just… Belly
- Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! Brain
- It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus. Fetus
- It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done. Almost Done
- Labor is really going to hurt. Hurt
- We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing. Definitely
- Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Ah
- If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus! Boy
- I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need… Baby
- I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've… Body
- I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy. All
- Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can… All
- We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all… All
- I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are… Fake
- Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore.… Anymore
- People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and… Air
- Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's… Abstinence
- For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird. Gonna
- I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's… Involved
- It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have… All
- Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world… Appreciate
- I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. Determine
- No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end,… All
- Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away. Ever Wipe
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