Best My Pants Sayings

152 My Pants quotes by 121 unique authors

I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I… — Paul Stanley
I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There… — Barbra Streisand
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. — Jonathan Swift
I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I… — Ayelet Waldman
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest.… — Meg Cabot
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody
The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The… — Shel Silverstein
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. — Jim Benton
Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of… — Janet Evanovich
I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you focus on something… — Alexandra Ivy
I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I thought I was going to die there, alone. I thought I would never see you again." He seemed to shake off the memory and… — Terry Goodkind
Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf) Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I’m even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire. — Rachel Caine
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter
Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants. — Amanda Hocking
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to… — Tina Fey
He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take… — Rachel Caine
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse.… — Maggie Stiefvater
Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on. — Nora Roberts
Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? — Kiersten White
He likes a day in the studio to end, he says, "when my knees are all skinned up and my pants are wet and my… — Tom Waits
How?" I had seen it with my own eyes, but I still didn't believe it. Then something struck me. "Take off your shirt!" "I'm not… — Kiersten White
You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!” But I’m telling you—as the Egyptian… — Rick Riordan
She ran her gaze over his chest with frank appreciation. Then he shivered, realizing he hadn't really considered the weather. It was forty-five degrees max,… — Jill Shalvis

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