"My parents used to take me to the……" — Billy Connolly
"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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More Department Quotes
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I love being able to go to a store, let's say... a store like Topshop or Zara or maybe even…
— Tyra Banks
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I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions,…
— Ben Bernanke
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A corporation is organized as a system - it has this department, that department, that department... they don't have any…
— David Bohm
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I was actually the manager of the games department of an amusement park when I was at college, so I…
— Nolan Bushnell
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And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because…
— Andrew Carnegie
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In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
— Julia Child
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I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department.
— Eric Clapton
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I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I…
— Eric Clapton
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I'm in charge of the State Department's 60,000-plus people all over the world, 275 posts.
— Hillary Clinton
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I will not comment on or confirm what are alleged to be stolen State Department cables. But I can say…
— Hillary Clinton
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Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.
— Wernher von Braun
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I believe that coaches and athletes should realize that the athletic department field, court or diamond can be made an…
— Phillip Shriver
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