Zoo Quotes

174 quotes by 153 authors

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. — Kevin Bacon
Traveling with a big band is like being an inmate in a traveling zoo. — Hoagy Carmichael
Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw… — Spiro T. Agnew
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo… — Jerry Lewis
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. — Evan Esar
Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo. — Gerry Cheevers
I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage… — Mike Tyson
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. — Evan Esar
In my view this is not democracy, but a zoo.... It was exactly what we expected, but not on that scale nor in that form.… — Alexander Lukashenko
The newspapers do little better. Their coverage of nonhuman animals is dominated by "human interest" events like the birth of a baby gorilla at the… — Peter Singer
I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. — Bindi Irwin
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield
I still haven't gotten over this thing of walking down the street and somebody recognizing you because you've been in a movie. There's this illusion… — Sam Shepard
There seems to be a general impression that to be known as normal in Hollywood is akin to being labeled as rare animal in a… — Irene Dunne
Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney… — Bill Maher
What do the animals do in the zoo? That's the same thing that I do in my cell. I play with myself. I make little… — Charles Manson
I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages — Cam'ron
A world without huge regions of total wilderness would be a cage; a world without lions and tigers and vultures and snakes and elk and… — Edward Abbey
I went to the zoo one day and saw a chimp playing with a beat-up acoustic guitar in a way I had never seen before.… — Eddie Van Halen
I like to do chill things on dates. I think it would be fun to go to the zoo. I know it's really weird and… — Ashlee Simpson

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