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Zoo Quotes by Evan Esar
- Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
- The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
More Zoo Quotes
- It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon
- It is not only visitors to the zoo who are fascinated but uneasy in the presence of chimpanzees; the same is true… — Frans de Waal
- When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered,… — Jerry Lewis
- Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo. — Gerry Cheevers
- The only place that work and motion are the same thing is the zoo where people pay to see the animals move… — Taiichi Ohno
- They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex
- The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they… — Mark Forsyth
- As an actor, to go and see those shows - great plays like 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?' and Clifford Odets's 'Golden… — Keegan Allen