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Teaching Quotes by Evan Esar
- A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
- Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
- Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
- Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
- A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
- The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
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