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Divorce Quotes by Evan Esar
- Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
- Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
- Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
- Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
- The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
- Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
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- Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli
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- Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor. — Warren Farrell
- A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood
- I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life.… — Lucille Ball
- When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci