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Man Quotes by Evan Esar
- Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he…
- The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
- A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
- A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
- The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
- Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- A man can die but once. — William Shakespeare
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. — Aristotle
- No one loves the man whom he fears. — Aristotle