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Some Quotes by Evan Esar
- Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
- Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
- Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
- Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
- Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- All artists dream of a silence which they must enter, as some creatures return to the sea to spawn. — Iris Murdoch
- What four realms? (Amanda) Time, space, earth, and dreams. (Talon) Okay, now that is scary. Some of you guys walk through time?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once… — Nikhil Saluja
- Be yourself no matter how hard it is. Some people will love you some will hate you. Don't give a shit to… — Anurag Prakash Ray