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David Sedaris has 225 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had…
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It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more…
— Kevin Bacon
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Traveling with a big band is like being an inmate in a traveling zoo.
— Hoagy Carmichael
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Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young…
— Spiro T. Agnew
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered,…
— Jerry Lewis
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
— Evan Esar
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Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.
— Gerry Cheevers
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I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to…
— Mike Tyson
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's…
— Evan Esar
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In my view this is not democracy, but a zoo.... It was exactly what we expected, but not on that scale nor…
— Alexander Lukashenko
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The newspapers do little better. Their coverage of nonhuman animals is dominated by "human interest" events like the birth of a baby…
— Peter Singer
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I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.
— Bindi Irwin
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I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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