Zoo Quotes

174 Zoo quotes by 150 unique authors

If youre a grown ass motha fucka.. AND you get killed.. AND you get killed by a tiger.. AND you get killed by a tiger… — Katt Williams
Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , A Face Like Yours Belongs Ina Zoo , Now Don't Get Mad , Because I'm There Two… — MIrandaaBoo_
Roses are red Vilets are blue Faces like yours belong in a zoo Don't be mad ill be there too not in a cage but… — Kelly Denney
Roses are red Vilets are blue Faces like yours belong in a Zoo don't be mad I'll be there too Not in a cage but… — Kelly Denney
White people if you cant understand what its like to be a tigger in a Zoo then you will never know how it fills to… — Katt Williams
Roses are red violets are blue your so ulgy you belong in a zoo its ok I will be there too out of the gate… — Unknown Author
Birds love you monkeys love you hippos love you snakes love you tortoise love you giraff love you . . Please go back to ZOO… — Sooraj Rock
The thing I like to do best is my work for animals. Ive worked with LA Zoo and a number of other animal causes for… — Betty White
Are humans ever going to get smart enough to realize how cruel it is to eliminate entire species that we think are annoying? Will we… — Jomon Johny
Laughed all zoo animals hear in jokes, but wass silenced ass | ass was laughing the next day, just ask to know, understand his jokes… — Mak_786
I don't want to give my personal life away to whoever decides to pick up a magazine. I'm not a zoo animal on display. Some… — Tobey Maguire
That's the big surprise: Zoo has all the dangerous animal, but Todays the bigges animals are not present, Humans — Mak_786
I went to Taronga Park Zoo yesterday and almost mated with an Emu. So a word of advice is not to get too close to… — Brendan Fraser
Karta, an orangutan at a zoo in Australia, escaped from her enclosure on Sunday, after she short-circuited an electric fence and broke free. She then… — Seth Meyers
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them. — Hussein Nishah
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah
I AM MORE ANIMAL THAN THE ZOO ALLOWED — Lil Wayne
Some people like icyy!!!! need to stoop...triying to start drama or someone goiing to hurt herr zoo siit down and enjoyyyy your life!!!!!!:) — Kbreezy
Valentines day isnt just for coules out there... its for us all... to share our love and to make known our love to our loved… — Josephine
Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you're not a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys
My mind is like a Zoo with no cages... Watch where you step — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Who needs the zoo when you can go to Walmart and see camel toes for free. — Nikhil Saluja
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there too, not in… — Punkinhead Abhishek

Who Wrote These Zoo Quotes

150 authors contributed a total of 174 Zoo Quotes, led by these top contributors: