Zoo Quotes

174 Zoo quotes by 150 unique authors

Okay listen, I really like you and I think about you all the time. When we talk it gives me butterflies *more like the WHOLE… — LEILA
Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo — Superman
Zoo is an institution for animals to learn about human behavior. — Tasneem Hameed
I have no tolerance for dudes that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo — Ana Chable
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! — Emaliebaby
THE T.V SAID'''Lets make love on back of a whale at sea world, Or chocolate factory, or in a hot air balloon, or in a… — Jazzy
The world is a zoo of thinking, ethical, selfish, greedy and hypocritical animals men. The world is full of good and bad people, passionate and… — Aisha
Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. -Nabil N. Jamal — Nabil Jamal
Are you scumming me? This is flipping bumbus. Koo koo kachu. I'll eat your body and throw you in a flipping zoo. ~Poems by Grant… — Unknown Author
I definitely dont want to be like her. I dont think anyone wants to be like her. You could go to the Bronx Zoo, and… — Unknown Author
'Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.' 'When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made… — SweetangelUnknown
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' — Babloo
Roses are red violet are blue a face like you belongs to the zoo don't worry I'll the too not in the cage but laughing… — Tania
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle of life. — Green Monk
Forget butterflies...I feel the whole zoo when I am with you — Katie Grabil
Gotta a zoo all in my closet yes I do yes, I do I got some gators, buffalo's, minks too, minks too. — Big Sean
You niggaz gon' bother who, I come from the hardest zoo. — Gudda Gudda
Life at the zoo, that's the battle field, Niggas in the camp starvin', I ain't tryna miss a meal, Tell em how you feel, mad… — Gorilla Zoe
The block is the zoo and the world gon' feel us, These niggas can hate but these bitches gon' feel us, I'm king of the… — Gorilla Zoe
Gorillas drag their victims, hyenas try to sue, snakes find grass in concrete, there is no city zoo. — The Clash
Pow Zoo to the moon, Alice ?? Is this correct? — Jackie Gleason
Babylon charge I for ganja which I know couldn't do. How could one man Gang Jah Must be an ape from the zoo. — Peter Tosh
U aint gotta go to the zoo to see where the lamas at — Tory Lanez
Were goin to the motherfuckin zoo! — Joel Zimmerman
I am more animal than the zoo allow — Lil Wayne

Who Wrote These Zoo Quotes

150 authors contributed a total of 174 Zoo Quotes, led by these top contributors: