My Roommate Quotes

19 quotes by 16 authors

I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After… — Mitch Hedberg
Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs. — Bob Uecker
My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford,… — Lloyd Kaufman
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn't want to go to by friends. I was coming… — Michael Chiklis
My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling. — Christina Ricci
Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator. — Heather Morris
When I was 16, I was in Boston and some friends said, 'You want to go to New York?,' I went with my roommate... These… — Stana Katic
My students often say, 'My roommate read this story and really liked it,' and it's hard to convince them that there are things wrong with… — Joyce Carol Oates
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
Mona knocked at the wrong time. â€œUhâ€¦yeahâ€¦wait a minute, Mona -- â€ Mona shouted through the door. â€œRoom service, gentlemen. Just pull the covers up.â€… — Armistead Maupin
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I… — Steven Wright
she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to… — Kim Harrison
Before Simon could answer, he heard the sound of the front door opening. He looked daggers at Jace. "That's my roommate. Kyle. Be nice." Jace… — Cassandra Clare
My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?' — Steven Wright
Kevin was my roommate all of last year and hes a great friend and a great teammate and Im very happy for him and his… — Russell Westbrook
I was a loan coordinator at a mortgage company in Seattle. My roommate thought I should enter the contest, so we made a video of… — Amber Lancaster
My life was on the set of 90210, which meant I had a full-time job while everyone else I knew was starting college. It kind… — Tori Spelling
I went for a run at five in the morning, I just waited for my roommate to text me. And then it was actually really… — Anna Kendrick

Who Wrote These My Roommate Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 19 My Roommate Quotes as follows: