Roommate Got Quotes
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright
- The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed… — John Green
- Down payment on the Jaguar, your roommate got credit. 12 months on the lease, that's a come up baby don't you ever forget it. — Drake