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Pet Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently…
- Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.
- You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories…
- Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
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- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov
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- Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. — Henry Ward Beecher
- The dog is the god of frolic. — Henry Ward Beecher