"You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who……" — Dave Barry

"You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money."

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