"Cats have a scam going - you buy……" — Eddie Izzard
"Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal."
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact…
— Giorgio Armani
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I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed…
— Margaret Atwood
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Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet.
— Sebastian Bach
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The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.
— Michele Bachmann
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Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which…
— Michele Bachmann
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That's one reason why it's pretty worthless, I can't totally buy it, if you think about it, it's things like…
— Lester Bangs
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I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still…
— Amy Adams
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They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were…
— Afrika Bambaataa
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I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy…
— Antonio Banderas
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You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for…
— Roseanne Barr
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up…
— John Barrymore
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Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.
— Bernard Baruch
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