Your Cat Quotes

35 quotes by 31 authors

If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh. — Pat Hitchcock
Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat. — Rip Esselstyn
You have as much computing power in your iPhone as was available at the time of the Apollo missions. But what is it being used… — Peter Thiel
Most of our suffering comes from resisting what is already here, particularly our feelings. All any feeling wants is to be welcomed, touched, allowed. It… — Geneen Roth
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories… — Dave Barry
If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you… — Geneen Roth
Observe your cat. It is difficult to surprise him. Why? Naturally his superior hearing is part of the answer, but not all of it. He… — Jeff Cooper
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD! — Kurt Angle
Having your book edited is like watching your cat being operated on. It's uncomfortable and someone is probably going to get hurt. Most likely the… — Jenny Lawson
Take your records, take you freedom, take your memories, I dont need 'em. And take your cat, and leave my sweater, cause we've got nothing… — Keith Urban
Animals of every kind live on the Other Side, .. you are not crazy if you feel the spirit of your cat rubbing against your… — Sylvia Browne
You must set down all the rules to your cat at the beginning of your relationship. You cannot add rules as you go along. Once… — Kathy Young
If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed. — Ann Coulter
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. — Brian Greene
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. — Michel de Montaigne
I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You… — Muhammad Ali
You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat. — Jim Butcher
You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone. — William S. Burroughs
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie.… — Cassandra Clare
The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, youâ€™d have to feed your cat only salmon-flavored cat food for… — Scott Westerfeld

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