Your Cat Quotes

35 quotes by 31 authors

Your cat just got cat hair on me.â€ â€œItâ€™s only fair,â€ Min said. â€œYour suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie
What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!" Simon was indignant. "I did… — Cassandra Clare
Honestly I don't know why i have these parties" "Because of your cat" "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort — Cassandra Clare
We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to feeding… — Robert Lanza
How to find out if your cat is plannin to kill your ass xD — Dyllan
When your cat doesn't like kisses. — Lynn
Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he… — Helen Powers
When your cat rubs the side of its face along your leg, it's affectionately marking you with its scent, identifying you as its private property,… — Susan McDonough
You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat. — Hank Moody
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat. — Hank Moody
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood
The teacher asks Timmy why is your cat at school today? Timmy says, crying, Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going… — Lars Propst
Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon — Easy A
You know you're meant to be alone when even your cat doesn't want to be around you : I just wish she was here :/ — Alec**
I Love your pussy...I mean your Cat.. — JuLian Andrew

Who Wrote These Your Cat Quotes

31 authors contributed a total of 35 Your Cat Quotes, led by these top contributors: