"Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of……" — Sara Underwood
"Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies."
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31 Quotes by Sara Underwood
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I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek. It's a lot of work trying to look…
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A lady just drove past me and yelled, stupid b*$ learn how to drive! I said, you are mean!
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Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a…
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Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar,…
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I'm off to a wedding of two people who's name I don't know. But I do know there's free food…
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Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision.
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'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with…
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No matter how many of them I see, Smart Cars still make me giggle.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
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Sex in the Stone Age? Okay National Geographic, I'm intrigued.
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Clothes are annoying.
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
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In 1945 J.A. Ratcliffe ... suggested that I [join his group at Cavendish Laboratory, Cambridge] to start an investigation of…
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The true genius is a mind of large general powers, accidentally determined to some particular direction.
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Viktor Petrenko and I met at a competition, where I beat him completely accidentally. I felt so embarrassed in front…
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If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say,…
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For exactly the same reason, it is sometimes satisfying to cut yourself and bleed. On those gray [sic] days where…
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Would it not be strange if a universe without purpose accidentally created humans who are so obsessed with purpose?
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Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither
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Whether deliberately, unconsciously or accidentally, she seems to have composed her own life so that its fitful, rudderless, and self-doubting…
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For me songwriting is very...it's almost like an accident. 'Oh I accidentally wrote about that.' I sit down with the…
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When I was 23, 24, I used to have a really bad runny nose, mucus, tons of acne, reddishness all…
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I started in radio, again accidentally. I wasn't looking for this kind of work at all.
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