"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the……" — Sara Underwood
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude."
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31 Quotes by Sara Underwood
Sara Underwood has 31 quotes on this site.
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I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek. It's a lot of work trying to look…
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A lady just drove past me and yelled, stupid b*$ learn how to drive! I said, you are mean!
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Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a…
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Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar,…
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I'm off to a wedding of two people who's name I don't know. But I do know there's free food…
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Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision.
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'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with…
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No matter how many of them I see, Smart Cars still make me giggle.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
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Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies.
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Sex in the Stone Age? Okay National Geographic, I'm intrigued.
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Clothes are annoying.
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More Bar Quotes
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
— Andrea Bocelli
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
— Conrad Black
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
— Malin Akerman
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
— Jimmy Buffett
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
— Jason Aldean
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