All Sara Underwood Quotes
- I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek. It's a lot of work trying to look good, but Derek, to me,… Derek
- A lady just drove past me and yelled, stupid b*$ learn how to drive! I said, you are mean! Drive
- Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a clue! Hellllllooo! DUR! Been
- Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good, nothing… Cat
- I'm off to a wedding of two people who's name I don't know. But I do know there's free food and booze and that's good… Booze
- Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision. Crackers
- 'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with no bra on. Both REALLY… Bad
- No matter how many of them I see, Smart Cars still make me giggle. Cars
- Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep... Asleep
- Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. Accidentally
- Sex in the Stone Age? Okay National Geographic, I'm intrigued. Age
- Clothes are annoying. Annoying
- Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude. Bar
- I am so sick of my bangs, but I don't think after 28 years I can part with them. Hahaha, 'part' with them, ahahaha, get… Ahahaha
- I would never have this body if it wasn't for yoga, Barry's bootcamp and Oreos, so thank you all for that. All
- Did you know you can have good eyelash hair days and bad eyelash hair days? It's true. Just ask, me. Ask
- Yes, slippers that heat up and keep your feet warm sound nice. But because you called them, hot booties.....oh hellllllllllllll noooooooo! Booties
- Off to a Clippers game! I'll embarrass everyone around me by yelling, good dribbling, and yay go make that shot in the basketball hoop! Basketball
- I just paid $6 to park in a parking structure, to go to Subway to get a $5 sandwich. I miss Oregon and huge parking… Go
- Just lost on Words with Friends, I am way to close to menstruating to handle this properly. Close