"Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish……" — Sara Underwood
"Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision."
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31 Quotes by Sara Underwood
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I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek. It's a lot of work trying to look…
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A lady just drove past me and yelled, stupid b*$ learn how to drive! I said, you are mean!
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Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a…
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Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar,…
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I'm off to a wedding of two people who's name I don't know. But I do know there's free food…
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'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with…
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No matter how many of them I see, Smart Cars still make me giggle.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
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Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies.
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Sex in the Stone Age? Okay National Geographic, I'm intrigued.
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Clothes are annoying.
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
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More Crackers Quotes
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With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all…
— Abraham Lincoln
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Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost…
— Sienna Miller
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So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would…
— Nicole Polizzi
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I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small…
— Carol Alt
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The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
— Unknown Author
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There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put…
— Jeffrey R. Holland
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If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
— Carol Alt
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There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes..
— Khalid Abdul Muhammad
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At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't…
— Nick Mancuso
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If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately,…
— Jamie Zawinski
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