"This place is like crazy on crackers." — Darynda Jones
"This place is like crazy on crackers."
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Darynda Jones
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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More Crackers Quotes
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With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all…
— Abraham Lincoln
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Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost…
— Sienna Miller
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So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would…
— Nicole Polizzi
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I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small…
— Carol Alt
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The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
— Unknown Author
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There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put…
— Jeffrey R. Holland
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If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
— Carol Alt
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There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes..
— Khalid Abdul Muhammad
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At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't…
— Nick Mancuso
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If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately,…
— Jamie Zawinski
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