Crackers Quotes

80 quotes by 75 authors

With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. — Gwendolyn Brooks
When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are created equal" a… — Abraham Lincoln
Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too, even presumed-innocent ones… — Barbara Kingsolver
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in the theatre. My… — Sienna Miller
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I… — Nicole Polizzi
I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a day. Now if… — Carol Alt
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas. — Basil Wolverton
There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect of the same… — Jeffrey R. Holland
If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers. — Carol Alt
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. — Khalid Abdul Muhammad
At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that… — Nick Mancuso
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that… — Jamie Zawinski
The reality is that all God has to do is reveal himself to you,and you'll gladly join the mission in service to his kingdom. He… — Matt Chandler
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust… — Jack Handey
Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white honey bun ooohh… — Project Pat
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury
I'm the patÃ© on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and… — Charles Manson
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt… — Mark R. Woodward
So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold your pocket. That… — Al Sharpton
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? — Robert Breault

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