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• You all want to know what is my dream? Very simple. To walk along the beach, holding the hand of… — Michelle Bachelet
• And I was in another band called Flash In The Pan, which was soca, Latin music, down in Laguna Beach. — Travis Barker
• I pray to be like the ocean, with soft currents, maybe waves at times. More and more, I want the… — Drew Barrymore
• I typically enjoy a beautiful beach destination, as I find the water and sand to be the most replenishing. — Elizabeth Berkley
• The three great elemental sounds in nature are the sound of rain, the sound of wind in a primeval wood,… — Henry Beston
• I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me… — Lewis Black
• I went through a mod and goth-phase when I decided that I wouldn't ever be the bronzed beach-bunny. I started… — Cate Blanchett
• On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off… — Erma Bombeck
• I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my… — Elayne Boosler
• It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate… — Alain de Botton
• I learned with 'The Beach' that I'm a bit better lower down the radar. — Danny Boyle
• Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. — Lenny Bruce

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