Cracker Quotes
39 quotes by 37 authors
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With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in the theatre. My…
— Sienna Miller
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So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I…
— Nicole Polizzi
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There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect of the same…
— Jeffrey R. Holland
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If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that…
— Jamie Zawinski
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Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust…
— Jack Handey
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The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.
— Ray Bradbury
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I'm the paté on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and…
— Charles Manson
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Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt…
— Mark R. Woodward
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So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold your pocket. That…
— Al Sharpton
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Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.
— Ernie Harwell
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If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to…
— Dave Van Ronk
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Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
— Chubby Checker
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I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I…
— Alan Jackson
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I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a…
— Harry Caray
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I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I…
— Josh Hartnett
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We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.
— Josh Hartnett
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But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker,…
— William Tecumseh Sherman
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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the…
— Flip Wilson
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I hate America. I hate this country. It’s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white cracker who wrote…
— Tony Kushner
Who Wrote These Cracker Quotes
37 authors contributed a total of 39 Cracker Quotes, led by these top contributors: