Cracker Quotes

39 quotes by 37 authors

With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. — Gwendolyn Brooks
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in the theatre. My… — Sienna Miller
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I… — Nicole Polizzi
There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect of the same… — Jeffrey R. Holland
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that… — Jamie Zawinski
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust… — Jack Handey
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury
I'm the patÃ© on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and… — Charles Manson
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt… — Mark R. Woodward
So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold your pocket. That… — Al Sharpton
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell
If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to… — Dave Van Ronk
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I… — Alan Jackson
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a… — Harry Caray
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I… — Josh Hartnett
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. — Josh Hartnett
But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker,… — William Tecumseh Sherman
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the… — Flip Wilson
I hate America. I hate this country. Itâ€™s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white cracker who wrote… — Tony Kushner

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