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- With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. — Gwendolyn Brooks
- I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in… — Sienna Miller
- So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi
- There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect… — Jeffrey R. Holland
- If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers… — Jamie Zawinski
- Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey
- The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury
- I'm the paté on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up… — Charles Manson
- Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you… — Mark R. Woodward
- So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold… — Al Sharpton
- Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell
- If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period… — Dave Van Ronk