Cracker Quotes

39 quotes by 37 authors

The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so high nobody could… — Tony Kushner
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning
Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're… — James Patterson
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that… — Suzanne Collins
Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles! — P. C. Cast
Iâ€™m an insomniac lately. Itâ€™s one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship], — Kristin Hannah
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker… — Ilona Andrews
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize… — Janet Evanovich
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space. — Kathryn Stockett
We met in Cracker. I played a maniac fan who murders a policeman and she did my makeup. I thought anyone interested in me looking… — Robert Carlyle
The moment we scrumptious find love astronauts, life as we cracker barrel know it is forever launch pad. — Isabel Yosito
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it. — Scott Roeben
Patience u are my daughter, and I love u, dont act this way, ik wat ur thinkn, and ik u cant understand tha now, but… — Patience Im Sorry
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original cracker jokes inside… — Ryan Swain
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass, Little Cracker Jack, beat-making wackass backwards producers. — Dr Dre
Some saltines wanna live in the box, well guess what, I'm tha cracker who showed up — Yelawolf
Welcome to my little sanctuary you've been looking so good all day and you really got a nigga pretty anxious baby better call your boss… — Trey Songz
Dog owner,hair icon,pantsuit aficionado, glass ceiling cracker... — Hilary Clinton

Who Wrote These Cracker Quotes

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