Pet Quotes

823 quotes by 609 authors

Man is a marvelous curiosity...he thinks he is the Creator's pet...he even believes the Creator loves him; has passion for him; sits up nights to… — Mark Twain
I do not have any pets. We travel too much. — Nancy Kerrigan
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with… — Jack Handey
Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness. — Jean Cocteau
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. — W L George
It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities… — P.J. O'Rourke
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there. — Agnes Repplier
Kittens can happen to anyone. — Paul Gallico
The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative… — Andre Norton
The men and woman who make the best boon companions seem to have given up hope of doing something else...some defect of talent or opportunity… — John Jay Chapman
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. — Robert Breault
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if were put here on… — Russell Hoban
The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the… — John Burroughs
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists… — Victor Hugo
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. — Evan Esar
On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. — Kate Beckinsale
I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat. — Unknown Author

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