"You can't cheat an honest man." — W.C. Fields
"You can't cheat an honest man."
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W.C. Fields
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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More Cheat Quotes
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one of 723 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Love is a game in which one always cheats.
— Honore de Balzac
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There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far…
— Sandra Bullock
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The monsters of our childhood do not fade away, neither are they ever wholly monstrous. But neither, in my experience,…
— John le Carre
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In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like you're not cheating. I think that's just…
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.
— Kim Cattrall
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I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth, a nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a…
— Bernard Moitessier
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Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.
— Tony Lema
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You must never actually cheat the customer, even if you can. You must make her happy and satisfied, so she…
— Alexander Turney Stewart
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A gentleman is one who is too brave to lie, too generous to cheat, and who takes his share othe…
— Paul G. Hoffman
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Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back…
— Bob Hope
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Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards…
— Milt Gross
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Never lie; never cheat; never steal. Don't whine; don't complain; don't make excuses.
— John Wooden
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