"If a thing is worth having, it's worth…" — W.C. Fields

If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for. - W.C. Fields

"If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for."

— W.C. Fields

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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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More Cheating Quotes

This quote is filed under Cheating Quotes, one of 776 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Love is a game in which one always cheats. — Honore de Balzac
In a way song writing can almost be detrimental, because suddenly you find an outlet that is a kind of… — James Blunt
Men are more prone to cheating, definitely. — Blu Cantrell
The monsters of our childhood do not fade away, neither are they ever wholly monstrous. But neither, in my experience,… — John le Carre
In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like you're not cheating. I think that's just… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can. — Kim Cattrall
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. — Steven Curtis Chapman
There is a road from the eye to heart that does not go through the intellect. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
You can't really describe how difficult it is to deal with. It is any athlete's worst nightmare to be accused… — Greg Rusedski
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee.… — Andy Rooney
Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. — Josh Billings
Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure. — Audrey Hepburn

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