"There's no such thing as a tough child……" — W.C. Fields
"There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Don't corral me, and I'll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.
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Learn everything you can, anytime you can, from anyone you can - there will always come a time when you…
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For all the noise and anger that too often surrounds the immigration debate, America has nothing to fear from today's…
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But every soil becomes finally exhausted, and the ploughshare of evil must always come once more.
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We must distinguish between those who depend on others, that is between those who to achieve their purposes can force…
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Aw, don't worry about that Doc. If it happens I could always come back as a forward.
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When I leave I always come right back here. The young spitter that everybody in rap fear.
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Whether we electrons, light quanta, benzol molecules, or stones, we shall always come up against these two characteristics, the corpuscular…
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I didn't worry about it because I kind of felt I left a good message and memory with the people…
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Our worries always come from our weaknesses.
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Srebrenica's not simply another reminder of man's inhumanity to man, but how intelligent people can always come up with intelligent…
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