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Water Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
- During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
- Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
- We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on…
- The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands…
- What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which…
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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