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Life Quotes by W.C. Fields
- When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
- Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his…
- The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
- It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
- Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
- If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
- I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
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