"When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at…" — W.C. Fields

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• All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim… — Isaac Asimov
• If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. — Isaac Asimov
• We have a way of dealing with information that has sort of personal - personally identifying information in it. But… — Julian Assange
• When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows… — Enid Bagnold
• I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but… — Tom Baker
• But I enjoyed getting sick, I didn't mind it at all. So in that short amount of time, I did… — Christian Bale
• People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. — Martha Beck
• Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but… — Kate Beckinsale
• Competition makes things come out right. Well, what does that mean in health care? More hospitals so they compete with… — Donald Berwick
• You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your… — Gordon Bethune
• When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his… — Hugo Black
• Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment? — Aeschylus

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