Undertaker Quotes
50 quotes by 42 authors
-
I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the…
— Emilie Autumn
-
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
— Fred Allen
-
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our…
— Ambrose Bierce
-
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker
— John C. Maxwell
-
Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to…
— William Arthur Ward
-
In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!
— CM Punk
-
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between…
— Shawn Michaels
-
Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!
— Triple H
-
We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs, but we are…
— Ronald Reagan
-
The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.
— William Allen White
-
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.
— Jessica Mitford
-
My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania
— Paul Heyman
-
Graphic designers are idea embalmers, loving undertakers preserving bits of data like to many butterflies pinned to felt in a jewel box.
— Paul Saffo
-
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the…
— Charles Caleb Colton
-
I will claim the soul of The Undertaker
— Bray Wyatt
-
Undertaker, if that is your real name...
— Kurt Angle
-
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do…
— Shawn Michaels
-
Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia…
— Jim Ross
-
In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.
— The Miz
-
It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a wonderful…
— George Mikes
Who Wrote These Undertaker Quotes
42 authors contributed a total of 50 Undertaker Quotes, led by these top contributors: