Undertaker Quotes

50 quotes by 42 authors

I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the… — Emilie Autumn
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. — Fred Allen
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our… — Ambrose Bierce
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker — John C. Maxwell
Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to… — William Arthur Ward
In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between… — Shawn Michaels
Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! — Triple H
We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs, but we are… — Ronald Reagan
The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker. — William Allen White
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister. — Jessica Mitford
My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania — Paul Heyman
Graphic designers are idea embalmers, loving undertakers preserving bits of data like to many butterflies pinned to felt in a jewel box. — Paul Saffo
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the… — Charles Caleb Colton
I will claim the soul of The Undertaker — Bray Wyatt
Undertaker, if that is your real name... — Kurt Angle
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do… — Shawn Michaels
Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia… — Jim Ross
In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh. — The Miz
It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a wonderful… — George Mikes

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