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- I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury… — Emilie Autumn
- My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. — Fred Allen
- Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure… — Ambrose Bierce
- Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker — John C. Maxwell
- Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not… — William Arthur Ward
- In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk
- Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I… — Shawn Michaels
- Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! — Triple H
- We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs,… — Ronald Reagan
- The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker. — William Allen White
- I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister. — Jessica Mitford
- My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania — Paul Heyman