"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an……" — Fred Allen
"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama."
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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More Alabama Quotes
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one of 139 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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As far as heroes thorough the years, I'd say definitely Alabama and Randy Owen, Conway Twitty was a big influence…
— Luke Bryan
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I plan on staying at Alabama for the rest of my career. I guarantee that I'll be here for you…
— Bear Bryant
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I've had many a player tell me all through high school and right up until signing day that they were…
— Bear Bryant
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Alabama - they were the masters of that. They could come out with 'Mountain Music' or 'Tennessee River' and then…
— Jason Aldean
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The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running,…
— Jason Aldean
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As the eldest son of an Alabama sharecropper family, I was constantly troubled by a collage of North American southern…
— John Henrik Clarke
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My daddy wanted me to be a farmer; feel the smoothness of Alabama clay and become one of the first…
— John Henrik Clarke
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I've been reading an Alabama newspaper that one man shot another man because he beat him in a Bible-quoting competition.
— Richard Dawkins
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In our struggle against racial segregation in Montgomery, Alabama, I came to see at a very early stage that a…
— Martin Luther King, Jr.
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An Atheist in Alabama is one that doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.
— Unknown Author
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It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief…
— Joseph Lowery
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This country is no more saved than; well ... it's as lost as they say in Alabama, "... as lost…
— Paul Washer
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