"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an……" — Fred Allen

"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama."

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93 Quotes by Fred Allen

Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

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More Alabama Quotes

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As far as heroes thorough the years, I'd say definitely Alabama and Randy Owen, Conway Twitty was a big influence… — Luke Bryan
I plan on staying at Alabama for the rest of my career. I guarantee that I'll be here for you… — Bear Bryant
I've had many a player tell me all through high school and right up until signing day that they were… — Bear Bryant
Alabama - they were the masters of that. They could come out with 'Mountain Music' or 'Tennessee River' and then… — Jason Aldean
The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running,… — Jason Aldean
As the eldest son of an Alabama sharecropper family, I was constantly troubled by a collage of North American southern… — John Henrik Clarke
My daddy wanted me to be a farmer; feel the smoothness of Alabama clay and become one of the first… — John Henrik Clarke
I've been reading an Alabama newspaper that one man shot another man because he beat him in a Bible-quoting competition. — Richard Dawkins
In our struggle against racial segregation in Montgomery, Alabama, I came to see at a very early stage that a… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
An Atheist in Alabama is one that doesn't believe in Bear Bryant. — Unknown Author
It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief… — Joseph Lowery
This country is no more saved than; well ... it's as lost as they say in Alabama, "... as lost… — Paul Washer

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